Dragonball Z Movie

In light of my recent adventures with video editing (i.e. gotgame.com commercial and "gameface") it felt it was necessary to share the awesomeatedest movie that is coming to theaters soon: DBZ the movie. DBZ has an all-star cast too, in case the premise didn't arouse your attention in more ways than one. Vin Diesel, Keanu Reaves, and the silver surfer! I didn't believe it at first, but when I heard "Lux Aeterna" from requiem for a dream I knew it was legit.

ZOMG X2

Shocking...Game?

This was an idea I had for a commercial for gotgame.com the best company to grace this newb-like earth.

Gameface

Describing my facial expression asna "Gameface" makes my face sound bad-ass. Unfortunately after seeing this video I feel like less of a bad-ass and more of a turrets syndrome victim. I am awesome.

Chris Goes Skimboarding

The 26th avenue beach has re-emerged from the depths of the pacific, and the waves are beginning to pick up and crash close to shore. I hope this keeps up and the weather gets warmer and less windy. Also for some reason I found out that my left arm moves a lot when I skimboard, and completely unintentionally too...

Derrick Comedy: Full Length Movie!

Derrick comedy is the team responsible for such classics as Shouting Homeless Realtor, Girls Are Not to be Trusted, and Bro Rape. Recently they announced that they have stopped making film shorts to produce a full length film, "Mystery Gang." NewEnglandFilm.com posted an audition for the movie and listed the story line:

"The Mystery Gang were a team of kid detectives who solved child-size mysteries. Now they're about to graduate high school, but still acting like seven-year-old town heroes. When a little girl asks them to solve a murder, they take the case to prove they can handle grown-up mysteries."
(NewEnglandFilm.com)

If you don't know Derrick Comedy this story line might sound like a feel-good children's comedy , but then again if you don't know Derrick Comedy you are missing part of your soul, your delicious delicious soul. Here are some of their awesomeatedest videos mentioned.


Girls Are Not to be Trusted:



Shouting Homeless Realtor:

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Bro Rape:



How does your soul feel now?

Sticky Madness (Safe for Work)

Well since someone brought up Halo 3, I think it would be a good idea to add a post of ridiculous sticks in Halo. The theater option was an awesome addition to the game, and it lets people make videos like these. I saved my favorite stick for last. Hrmph now I want to go play Halo. For some reason the first video reminds me of a Rube Goldberg machine...





ZOMG:

Chris Reaches Colonel Grade 2

On my quest to become a brigadier I am only 1 numerical rank away! Add me as a friend and on live: "Forch9000."

Hot DS Action

Bearish console owners unite! Modifying expensive video game consoles like X-boxes, Playstations and Wiis generally void any manufacturer's warranty that may exist, and black market mod-chip distributors rarely hand out receipts. As such, consumers must be wary when deciding they want to illegally download their games. Fortunately for you cautious Nintendo DS owners, the M3 and R4 have been legally available on the market for a mere $40. No chips, no soldering irons, just a DS cartridge with a micro-SD port to upload as many illegal NDS roms as possible!

I've had an R4 for 6 months now and it works fantasmically. My personal favorite site DS-Rom-News has every American, European, and Japanese game I've ever wanted. Essentially purchasing an R4 or M3 is buying every NDS game ever created for $40. Also for $20 more the M3 real comes with a GBA emulator to purchase every GBA rom ever and a free rumble pack! Buy the awesomated emulators at Realhotstuff.com. Wi-Fi capabilities work as well, wewt.

Metal Gear Awesome 2

The sequel to Metal Gear Awesome came out a couple days ago and it's a lot better than the first. Viral video sequels much like all sequels are usually crummier than their respective original videos, but MGA 2 is pretty damn good. I haven't seen a sequel this good since "Power Thirst 2." Unfortunately, MGA refused to be put on youtube, so I have posted a link to its host "Newgrounds."

MGA (NSFW) (If you don't like MGA 1 give MGA 2 a shot anyways)

MGA 2 (NSFW)

Powerthirst (NSFW)(Ditto)



Powerthirst 2 (NSFW)



And completely unrelated

YTMND is the Man Now...Dawg

For those of you who don't know, ytmnd.com is a viral "video" site that streams user made scenes which consist of a sound clip, a picture or pictures, and sometimes text. YTMND stands for "You're the man now, dawg" and originated from the famous Sean Connery clip from the movie Finding Forrester. Something about an old man (but kick-ass old man) with an accent calling someone dawg is hilarious. Probably because he can actually pull off. Most of the jokes revolve around nerdy inside jokes which are running gags on the site like, Kevin Spacey yelling "WRONG" in Superman, or Rick Astley's famous Rick Roll. The site has been around for a number of years now so I decided it was about time to compile some of the best clips found on the site. Woot, I love lists.

First up is shocking cats. Everyone loves lol cats, heck people even join groups on facebook based in Santa Cruz that add multiple home-made lolcats daily (I may or may not be one of those people). Shocking cats Is like a moving lol cat... a movol cat if you will. Needless to say, it's pretty awesome. (The clip repeats fyi)

Second we have Deanfighters. Finally we can see the true intentions behind the Democratic party. I knew there was something off about them.

Third we have KhanFindsWaldo. The mighty Khan is really just a kid at heart. Congratulations to Khan.

Fourth is the satyrical LexLuthorScientology. Lol barrel roll. The user that uploaded this is not a scientologist.

Zero Punctuation: Best Ever

"Best ever" is a pretty honorable title to give, and it is as prestigious as it is vague (That's a good thing). Fortunately I have found a video game reviewer who takes convoluted multi-page reviews and transfers them into single, large run-on sentences. After adding some fitting analogies and swear words it was decided that "Zero Punctuation" would be my sole source for popular video game reviews. Thus it was dubbed "Best Ever." This is a review particularly close to my heart, and I wish I had known about BEFORE buying Burnout: Paradise. (Also found here if link dies)



The Crysis review was also rather pithy (Also found here if link dies):



All of his reviews can be found on The Escapist Magazine's webpage.

G-BAG: Greek Bros Against the Government

D-Bags are lame, but G-Bags totally rock.  Since the dawn of "Revenge of the Nerds," audiences have found fraternity brothers hilarious and/or awesome.  Finally a video game has been released that lets people play as the famed meatheads, and show their superiority over nerds, emo kids, and cops alike.    Brozerk: Blood Profusion is the first game of its kind to really stick it to the man, bro-style.  Hopefully after playing this game you'll be as cool as these guys:

and if you're lucky you might get a date to your next kegger like these dudes.  Special thanks to yoyogames.com for allowing homebrew games to get exposure.