Friday, March 28, 2008

Zero Punctuation: Best Ever

"Best ever" is a pretty honorable title to give, and it is as prestigious as it is vague (That's a good thing). Fortunately I have found a video game reviewer who takes convoluted multi-page reviews and transfers them into single, large run-on sentences. After adding some fitting analogies and swear words it was decided that "Zero Punctuation" would be my sole source for popular video game reviews. Thus it was dubbed "Best Ever." This is a review particularly close to my heart, and I wish I had known about BEFORE buying Burnout: Paradise. (Also found here if link dies)



The Crysis review was also rather pithy (Also found here if link dies):



All of his reviews can be found on The Escapist Magazine's webpage.

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