Dragonball Z Movie

In light of my recent adventures with video editing (i.e. gotgame.com commercial and "gameface") it felt it was necessary to share the awesomeatedest movie that is coming to theaters soon: DBZ the movie. DBZ has an all-star cast too, in case the premise didn't arouse your attention in more ways than one. Vin Diesel, Keanu Reaves, and the silver surfer! I didn't believe it at first, but when I heard "Lux Aeterna" from requiem for a dream I knew it was legit.

ZOMG X2

Shocking...Game?

This was an idea I had for a commercial for gotgame.com the best company to grace this newb-like earth.

Gameface

Describing my facial expression asna "Gameface" makes my face sound bad-ass. Unfortunately after seeing this video I feel like less of a bad-ass and more of a turrets syndrome victim. I am awesome.

Chris Goes Skimboarding

The 26th avenue beach has re-emerged from the depths of the pacific, and the waves are beginning to pick up and crash close to shore. I hope this keeps up and the weather gets warmer and less windy. Also for some reason I found out that my left arm moves a lot when I skimboard, and completely unintentionally too...

Derrick Comedy: Full Length Movie!

Derrick comedy is the team responsible for such classics as Shouting Homeless Realtor, Girls Are Not to be Trusted, and Bro Rape. Recently they announced that they have stopped making film shorts to produce a full length film, "Mystery Gang." NewEnglandFilm.com posted an audition for the movie and listed the story line:

"The Mystery Gang were a team of kid detectives who solved child-size mysteries. Now they're about to graduate high school, but still acting like seven-year-old town heroes. When a little girl asks them to solve a murder, they take the case to prove they can handle grown-up mysteries."
(NewEnglandFilm.com)

If you don't know Derrick Comedy this story line might sound like a feel-good children's comedy , but then again if you don't know Derrick Comedy you are missing part of your soul, your delicious delicious soul. Here are some of their awesomeatedest videos mentioned.


Girls Are Not to be Trusted:



Shouting Homeless Realtor:

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Bro Rape:



How does your soul feel now?

Sticky Madness (Safe for Work)

Well since someone brought up Halo 3, I think it would be a good idea to add a post of ridiculous sticks in Halo. The theater option was an awesome addition to the game, and it lets people make videos like these. I saved my favorite stick for last. Hrmph now I want to go play Halo. For some reason the first video reminds me of a Rube Goldberg machine...





ZOMG:

Chris Reaches Colonel Grade 2

On my quest to become a brigadier I am only 1 numerical rank away! Add me as a friend and on live: "Forch9000."

Hot DS Action

Bearish console owners unite! Modifying expensive video game consoles like X-boxes, Playstations and Wiis generally void any manufacturer's warranty that may exist, and black market mod-chip distributors rarely hand out receipts. As such, consumers must be wary when deciding they want to illegally download their games. Fortunately for you cautious Nintendo DS owners, the M3 and R4 have been legally available on the market for a mere $40. No chips, no soldering irons, just a DS cartridge with a micro-SD port to upload as many illegal NDS roms as possible!

I've had an R4 for 6 months now and it works fantasmically. My personal favorite site DS-Rom-News has every American, European, and Japanese game I've ever wanted. Essentially purchasing an R4 or M3 is buying every NDS game ever created for $40. Also for $20 more the M3 real comes with a GBA emulator to purchase every GBA rom ever and a free rumble pack! Buy the awesomated emulators at Realhotstuff.com. Wi-Fi capabilities work as well, wewt.

Metal Gear Awesome 2

The sequel to Metal Gear Awesome came out a couple days ago and it's a lot better than the first. Viral video sequels much like all sequels are usually crummier than their respective original videos, but MGA 2 is pretty damn good. I haven't seen a sequel this good since "Power Thirst 2." Unfortunately, MGA refused to be put on youtube, so I have posted a link to its host "Newgrounds."

MGA (NSFW) (If you don't like MGA 1 give MGA 2 a shot anyways)

MGA 2 (NSFW)

Powerthirst (NSFW)(Ditto)



Powerthirst 2 (NSFW)



And completely unrelated